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Humourous Thoughts and Quotes

 
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Stephen



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:20 pm    Post subject: Humourous Thoughts and Quotes Reply with quote

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"The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action."
Anon?

"Humans spend most of the hours, of most of their days, constructing tomorrows that they hope will make them happy."
Daniel Gilbert (Harvard University)

"To achieve the impossible, one must think the absurd; to look where everyone else has looked, but to see what no one else has seen."
Anon?

"Don't talk unless you can improve the silence."
Laurence Coughlin

"He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever."
Chinese proverb


"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
Aristotle

"The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."
Lily Tomlin

"People who know little are usually great talkers, while men who know much say little."
Jean Jacques Rousseau

"If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought."
Dennis Roch

"The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity."
Ellen Parr


"Lack of will power has caused more failure than lack of intelligence or ability."
Flower A. Newhouse

"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something."
Wilson Mizner

"Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly."
Robert F. Kennedy

"Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope."
Arnold Glasow

"It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper."
Errol Flynn


"Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the net, it looks like very soon everyone on earth will have 15 Megabytes of fame."
MG Siriam

"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked."
Jeff Pesis

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
Benjamin Disraeli

"How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on."
Zall's Second Law

"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance."
Confucius


"The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life."
Andrew Brown

"A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their graves obscure men whose timidity prevented them from making a first effort."
Sydney Smith

"Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it."
Philip K. Dick
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Tony



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PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arrow A veritable pond of wisdom and thought Wink
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Naomi



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats a good collection.
I like the one:

"Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked."
Jeff Pesis

I understand this thinking Wink
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